Harry Kane needs just two goals to be top scoring right-footed blond on Tuesdays since Falklands War

Harry Kane has another record in his sights, after it emerged the Tottenham frontman is just two goals short of becoming the highest scoring right-footed blond since the Falklands War on Tuesdays against clubs with a mammal-based mascot and at least one former player who has married a pop star.

Kane may have to wait a little while before setting the new record though, as despite Spurs’ next opponents Everton having an Elephant for a mascot, the match has been arranged for a Saturday.

Dennis Bergkamp, who is just one goal ahead of Harry Kane in these goalscoring stakes, put on a rare display of North London solidarity by tweeting his support.

The former Arsenal striker wrote: “Wow wasn’t aware I was still the top blond right-footer on Tues against mammal mascot clubs with ex players marrying pop stars since Falklands. Good luck @harrykane hope you break the record soon.”

Bergkamp then added two clappy hand emojis to show how genuine his sentiments are.

He did add though in a rather cheeky second tweet: “Maybe if I’d got off my arse to fly to a few away games, I could have scored even more though, no?”

Image courtesy of enviro warrior via Wikimedia Commons

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