Leader of Catalonia declares Messi the absolute Dog’s Bollocks

The president of Catalonia today declared Leo Messi the absolute boss of the game of football.

To cheers from the regional assembly and a crowd outside, Carlos Puyolmole said: “Getting your side single-handedly into the World Cup with a hat-trick. Only Messi. The minute you doubt him, he does something even more incredible.

“I don’t even want to hear about whether he’s better than Ronaldo or not. Just enjoy watching this perfect footballer while you can – you might never see another like him.

“The time is upon us to declare, no matter what the critics in Madrid may say, that Messi is the absolute Dog’s Bollocks.”

Image courtesy of Save the Dream at the Match of Champions via Wikimedia Commons

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